@supersloth: "kevin durant just got a text at the OU game he is very upset about"
@supersloth: "i dunno man, how do the thunder pick russ over harden? harden's game just fits so much better with KD"
@CampaignMonitor: "We've scheduled maintenance at 2pm Sydney (UTC+11). That's 10mins from now. Save your work, we'll be back in 1hr - http://t.co/0WIOCauW ^RH"
@CampaignMonitor: "Hey There! Just a reminder that accounts will be unavailable for 1hr from 2pm Sydney time (UTC+11) - http://t.co/0WIOCauW ^TS"
@biz: "When someone says they have everything "from soup to nuts," what's in between? Doesn't seem like much of a range."
@jessicacoen: "Lincecum looks exactly like Wiley Wiggins in Dazed and Confused."
@AngryBlackLady: "aw yeeeeah. RT @beardedstoner: @AngryBlackLady No, no, no. It goes, Class with a capital ASS!"
@AngryBlackLady: "We are working on it! RT @ChiChiMontreal: @AngryBlackLady You need binders full of men."
@DeepakChopra: "I posted a new photo on Facebook http://t.co/dksjKXpO"
@trabernlaw: "“@CathyGellis: @trabernlaw Will there be any with bayonets?”"
@winsontang: "Singularity Chess: Board is distorted in the center so pieces can make U-turns http://t.co/QtqLKpQq"
@supersloth: "holy fucking fuck RT @WojYahooNBA: Oklahoma City has traded James Harden to the Houston Rockets, league sources tell Y! Sports."
@Mike_FTW: "RT @ginatrapani: California listed me as "Father/Parent" on my daughter's birth certificate. Under Romney that may not have happened: ht ..."
@AngryBlackLady: "My friend and I are drinking Jameson & accepting dating resumes. RT @myownpetard: @D_v_E @vcthree @AngryBlackLady #teamutertidatingservice"
@AngryBlackLady: "I’m drinking Jameson’s out of a mug because I’m klassy with a K."
@supersloth: "my dog does not enjoy his costume. I GIVE ZERO FUCKS"
@dennisbest: "Tens of people show up for Microsoft launch http://t.co/5PJfZJXJ"
@mashable: ".@Oakley's Heads-Up Airwave Goggles Will Make You a Robo-Skier http://t.co/ufeOEYh6"
@nigelblayde: "I could do with a little less of your affirmation, people!!"
@trabernlaw: "RT @mrtimlong: Um, guys, technically it's Frankenstorm's Monster."
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